Wuts up with my quake?

http://www.xfire.com/video/3ef5c0/

this is how it's like playing in european servers for me. btw, that's not bk lagging, it's me.

I think you have caught a serious case of gonorrhea! Lol. xD

seems like it's not just euro servers now.

here it is with an 80 ping:
http://www.xfire.com/video/3ef768/

You might need some serious scannage. Try getting avast, update it, then run a scan to see what it finds:

http://download.cnet.com/Avast-Free-Antivirus/3000-2239_4-10019223.html?part=dl-85737&subj=dl&tag=button

If this doesn't find your problem, there is also Malewarebytes for scanning (not an active anti-virus program):

http://www.malwarebytes.org/mbam-download.php

If this doesn't work, let me know and I will get you a special version of RegCure to see how that may help. I should note that if even that doesn't work, then your best bet is system restore, or windows recovery.. xD